Once again, second-years are forced to do more with less.
Maybe first-years shouldn’t be allowed to pick which electives they want to take. Maybe the faculty should produce electives specifically for first-years. I have a few in mind:
Tool Management 585: Fronting
Why bragging about your daddy’s Black Card is tacky.
Tool Management 886: Your Image and Money
Why mentioning in class that you drop $1,000 on dinner makes you look like a tool.
Tool Management 887/Blog Ethics 500: Theft
Why stealing content from someone else’s blog is unethical. (Here that, MBA Gladiator?)
Tool Management 888: Traditions
Why creating lame traditions is . . . well . . . lame. The case of Dr. Good will be examined.
Wanker Studies 554: Exams
Why complaining about three exams (when the class before you had five) makes you a wanker.
Wanker Studies 555: Workload
Why complaining about your light workload makes you a wanker.
Wanker Studies 556/French 100: Friday Classes
Le sob. Le boo-hoo. Why complaining about Friday make-up classes makes you a wanker. In French!